Politically Correct Fetal Position

So our band name is pretty random. Some people may think we're geniuses for choosing it, and other may think we're retards. This is the riveting story of how it came to be. Once upon a time, Ian and Ryan were checking their Fuzz email, as Fuzz people (and most normal people) often do. Ryan gets a lot of spam in his email box because he subscribes to so many sleazy porn sites. Anyway, one of his new emails was from an interesting fellow named Xavier Hayes. Xavier Hayes! What a...