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So our band name is pretty random. Some people may think we're geniuses for choosing it, and other may think we're retards. This is the riveting story of how it came to be.
Once upon a time, Ian and Ryan were checking their Fuzz email, as Fuzz people (and most normal people) often do. Ryan gets a lot of spam in his email box because he subscribes to so many sleazy porn sites. Anyway, one of his new emails was from an interesting fellow named Xavier Hayes. Xavier Hayes! What a brilliant name. Even though Ryan did not personally know anyone named Xavier, he figured that a message from someone whose name contains the letter X is always worth reading.
With the next click of his mouse, Ryan opened Xavier's first fateful email correspondence, uncovering an amazing collage of full colors, crazy lines, and stock ticker symbols. Buy now, hot company, hurry hurry hurry!!! chanted Xavier. But Ryan was not impressed. In fact, he was so mad that he considered banning people whose name contains the letter X from his life forever. But then, just as he was about to press the "Junk Mail" button and send Xavier to Mac Mail Purgatory, he noticed a queer phrase in the randomly generated series of words beneath the stock quote collage: Politically Correct Fetal Position. And thus, our fake band was born. And Xavier Hayes narrowly avoid certain doom in the Mac Mail junk bin, and instead got a cute little flag next to his message.
Once upon a time, Ian and Ryan were checking their Fuzz email, as Fuzz people (and most normal people) often do. Ryan gets a lot of spam in his email box because he subscribes to so many sleazy porn sites. Anyway, one of his new emails was from an interesting fellow named Xavier Hayes. Xavier Hayes! What a brilliant name. Even though Ryan did not personally know anyone named Xavier, he figured that a message from someone whose name contains the letter X is always worth reading.
With the next click of his mouse, Ryan opened Xavier's first fateful email correspondence, uncovering an amazing collage of full colors, crazy lines, and stock ticker symbols. Buy now, hot company, hurry hurry hurry!!! chanted Xavier. But Ryan was not impressed. In fact, he was so mad that he considered banning people whose name contains the letter X from his life forever. But then, just as he was about to press the "Junk Mail" button and send Xavier to Mac Mail Purgatory, he noticed a queer phrase in the randomly generated series of words beneath the stock quote collage: Politically Correct Fetal Position. And thus, our fake band was born. And Xavier Hayes narrowly avoid certain doom in the Mac Mail junk bin, and instead got a cute little flag next to his message.